"What brings you here, Slendy?" Close enough.
I ̡͘͟hąv́͝e̛͠ c̸͞am͘҉e͏ ̵͠ţo̷ ̴d̨̨́e̸̡l̀i̶̕͠v̴͏e҉r͘ ͟a̵ ̴́m̵͟ȩ̡s̸͡ş̕a̷͡ge̶̷͟ ̀f̕̕r̸ò͠m҉ y̨ou̢r͏̛ ̢l̴̛i͜t͡͞͡tl̨e͞ ̡҉f͟r͘͞͏i̶͢ęnd̸͟͡.́͞
"Really? And what would that be, huh?"
H̛͘e̕͠ ̡̛ne̵eds ̨͏͡t҉o̸̢͏ s̵e̡ę͝ ̨y̨ờ̶u̵̧ ̴a͏͠s̵ s̴͞͞o͏o͡n͘͢ ̧͠as̵ ỳòu͝͏ ͟͡c͠͠a҉n.͢
"Hm... Well tell him he can wait his little ass out until I come wanting to see him again."
H̛͟u̡nter̷͟͠,̕ p̶̷l̸̡͞è͝a̵̷ś̨̕e͘.̵҉ ͏̡Ì ̧d̢͘͢i͝d̶̶҉ ͘ǹ̶ǫt̸ ̨c͝om̧͘è̶͞ ́h̡͠ę̶́r̴̴e͟ ̡̀̕ju̵s̡͜t ҉́͝t̀͠o ̵҉l̢i͝s͞t̢ȩn ̧t҉̡o̵ ͜yòu̴r̸̷ ͟͏b̀͟i̢̕͢g͝ m҉͘ơ̢uth.̧̕
"Yeah, yeah, I gotchya." You say, waving your wrist, "Just go on, I ain't got time for you."
Haven't I JUST explained to you that you don't need to sass off to the Slender Man?!
Do I͟ ̀n̸͞e͟͢͟e͏̸͜d̴͞ ͝t͟͞o ̴͜g̸i̢̧̛v̷e͜ ͟͏̨y̵̷o̢̕ư̡ ͠á̵ ͟͢͜p͜u͝ni͢s̴̨̀h͜m͝e̸̢̨n̴̡t҉ ҉ag̛͞a̷̕͡i̶̧n͘?̨͞
"No, I got better things to do then to choke up blood from you strangling me to death, sir."
The man sighed, turning to leave.
F̢͠in̷̢e,͝ ̵̢h̸͟áv͜͏͜é ̶̡i̴t́̀ y̶͏où͝r̸͢ ̛w͞ay̴̨.̨͏͞
You wave him off and slide to your knees on the floor in the corner. You start to wonder what exactly your "friend" was wanting you for. I mean, it's been forever since you've had a friend want to see you again. Unless it's something important and that's the only reason why they want to see you.
What should you do?